Have you ever needed a really smart person to throw in front of a problem?

Then we should talk.

Amanda Blum
Just look at all that readily available information, as if you were supposed to use it. I double dog dare you to dial the phone number, I am one of the few people who still answer.

Welcome to my corner of the internet, where I have avoided internetting since the internet was internetted. Someday I'll be done internetting for others, and I'll internet the F out of this internet.