I FIX BIG PROBLEMS.
All kinds. Really, you'd be surprised. Like you could even challenge me. You should definitely try, though. I get bored.
Just look at all that readily available information, as if you were supposed to use it. You should use it. Literally everyone else does, like, ALL.THE.TIME. Go ahead. I double dog dare you.
Welcome to my corner of the internet, where I have avoided internetting since the internet was internetted. Someday I'll be done internetting for others, and I'll internet the F out of this internet.